Friday, September 29, 2006

عمر الخيام و دبيب الفـناء

i swear o feel am gana cry to how much this is beautifull
أفنيتُ عمري في اكتناه القضـاء
وكشف ما يحجبـه في الخـفاء

فلم أجـد أسـراره وانقضـى
عمري وأحسست دبيب الفـناء

2 Comments:

Blogger nbr5 said...

tab ya taha I didnt know you are that much hassass.

October 02, 2006 9:07 AM  
Blogger apunctum said...

but ya najib i always talked to u wojodyaat ... no ?

October 03, 2006 6:08 PM  

عمر الخيام

خلي عنك القضاء و الأقدار
سوف تقضي وما تقدر صار

واتبع مللتي و حسبك مللة
كأس خمر تشفيك من ألف علة

كمياءٌ ترضيك
فاشرب و حول حال بؤس نعماً يسرك حالا

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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

what have we learned today

while readhing about "Hour of the furnaces" , i came across Dependency theory. And because am too busy now and "ma illi jladih" to wrtie about it i wiki-ed it for u

3 Comments:

Blogger nbr5 said...

thank you for your "efforts" taha.

so how is Vimto related to it anyway?

September 28, 2006 10:28 AM  
Blogger apunctum said...

vimto is the essense of life

September 28, 2006 3:47 PM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

very informative. thank you.

September 29, 2006 7:10 AM  

Sunday, September 24, 2006

our thoughs


hatem , hosam ,
hearts form me and najib for your loss.

2 Comments:

Blogger nbr5 said...

absolutely.
May his soul rest in peace.

September 26, 2006 9:48 AM  
Blogger hawzers said...

Thanks boys
Im sorry im not logging in properly, but i have no internet at home, actually i have no home of my own im at my parents' or on some friend's couch in beirut

September 30, 2006 10:16 AM  

Friday, September 22, 2006

to be racist or to be a super-racist

the annoying guy in my Latin American Cinema class has struck again ,,,,,
beloved ones, these are dark times full of peopses (peopses : my just-invinted word which is a merger of people-asses, and it is generally used to describe people who are so much asses that they themselves stop being jsut people and incroporate their asse-iness into their being that they become peopses )

3 Comments:

Blogger nbr5 said...

(more typos.. sigh)

taha, what is that you have just posted. are we supposed to understand anything? no link? no explanation? no nothing?

September 22, 2006 6:14 AM  
Blogger apunctum said...

oh i meant the annoying guy in my classs which i promised to tell u the story of ,,,, now i have more stories to tell about him

September 22, 2006 8:12 AM  
Blogger apunctum said...

untill now it is a "for-writting" word , i fu wana use it for speach go ahead and choose ur own phonatics , or to put it in a Hollywoodic terms: "It is whatever u want it to be"

September 22, 2006 8:15 AM  

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Where is the airplane...

...that crashed into the Pentagon?
Where are the airplane parts?

This website has something interesting, have a look:
http://www.pentagonstrike.co.uk/flash.htm#Main

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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

An Indian boy on his first day at school in the USA

It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some History. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death"?

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.

"Very good!" Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?"

Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar."Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said Chandrashekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more! about its history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians," "Who said that?" she demanded.

Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"

Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."

Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!"

And Chandrashekhar said quietly, "Ihud olmert 2006."

2 Comments:

Blogger apunctum said...

loooool
good punchline , i didnt know half who said what , but i started gettin it when monika and bill came up .....

did i tell u the adventures of "the annoying guy in my latin american class" ????
mayeb i should ,,, ,
i will try to finish my readings early and if not zleeepy I will tell u the story ....

September 20, 2006 11:24 PM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

nobody is smart enough to remember that, so don't feel embarrassed.

but taha, we are more important than your studies. tell us the story. now.

September 21, 2006 6:04 AM  

Monday, September 18, 2006

good night


wont u love having a garden like zis

6 Comments:

Blogger apunctum said...

no ? and drink coffe in the morning with the old ladies downstairs where they tell u all the neighbourhood gossip !

September 18, 2006 7:53 AM  
Blogger apunctum said...

haw , are u not leaving to bayrot 2day?

September 18, 2006 8:00 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

yes?

September 20, 2006 3:48 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

yes but without the ladies.

September 20, 2006 4:57 AM  
Blogger m said...

wonderful...looks like a little tiny paradise...where is that?

September 21, 2006 7:58 AM  
Blogger apunctum said...

no clue ,
i tried to speculate but its proving to be difficult , so i will settle with the "i dont know"

September 22, 2006 1:04 AM  

Sunday, September 17, 2006

AAAAAAAAAAAA

SHOU KEN ISMO LA SHATILA?

7 Comments:

Blogger hawzers said...

u know the onestate guy

September 17, 2006 9:10 PM  
Blogger apunctum said...

a3ozo billah mionnak .... sho hal serii 3asoobi7
yousef chatila ,,, as of his nickname i wouldnt remember..... why , whats up tiger liliy?

September 18, 2006 12:27 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

youssef shatila.

September 18, 2006 1:49 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

and his title was the tiger liliy.

September 18, 2006 1:49 AM  
Blogger hawzers said...

I remember! It was youssef shatila!

September 18, 2006 5:17 AM  
Blogger apunctum said...

no , i think its yousif chatila

September 18, 2006 7:52 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

yes, definitely.

September 20, 2006 3:49 AM  

دماغ آخر.. في بطن الإنسان

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Friday, September 15, 2006

tayeb what do u say to this

1 Comments:

Blogger nbr5 said...

I would say ya mama...

September 17, 2006 5:00 AM  

angry angy angry

i was very furouis , am still angry .
there is a show about torture and how the internet helps to expose torture.
they showed a clip , i swear i was in shock and very very angry ,,, i was surrprised they even showed it on TV
i looked it up on u tube ,
here is one clip:


here

ya zalami i came from school very enrgatic and wanting to work and do shit , now i feel just like puking at everybody

8 Comments:

Blogger apunctum said...

we can join forces to make the 3rd international puking festival

September 16, 2006 12:54 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

I still didnt dare to see the link you sent because Im really now not in the mood for another disturbance and puking. I should keep my body fluids for myself.

September 16, 2006 2:32 PM  
Blogger apunctum said...

la najib , i3ti il tabi3a some of the fluids .
it stay inside; it no good

September 17, 2006 12:59 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

but what if I puke on the tiled floor, then tabi3a won't get any of the fluids...

September 17, 2006 5:04 AM  
Blogger hawzers said...

i didnt watch it either
bee3 man, who needs more disturbance?

September 17, 2006 9:12 PM  
Blogger apunctum said...

what u taking about ,
we watch movies that make us sick and disturbed (knowing that they will) .... .....
anyways , cant blame u if u dont wathc it.

September 18, 2006 12:32 AM  
Blogger hawzers said...

yes but when there is a point to the movie other than just disturbance itself, no?

September 18, 2006 6:13 AM  
Blogger apunctum said...

so is this ...

September 18, 2006 7:55 AM  

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Rocky Horror Show


guess who's me

4 Comments:

Blogger apunctum said...

il taweel(eh) ....

sho il monasabi ?

September 14, 2006 8:42 PM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

Im scared.

September 15, 2006 6:59 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

ya taha ana khayef hal walad ydee3 minnina...

September 16, 2006 2:35 PM  
Blogger hawzers said...

the munasabeh was the rocky horror show, which was where my friends took me for my birthday and apparently in this country it's a tradition to go dressed up as a slut!

September 18, 2006 6:15 AM  

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

saba7o

what u guys doing ? now i mean ?......
yalla , tab leave what ur doing . or maybe finish it ,then go and watch "Hedwig and the Angry Inch"
3an jaad movie akhoo sharmouta , awsome music , awsome acting , very funy and smart , and super personal .
u know me , i dont give story , but i can garantee that u will like it ...
Certified Taha Viweing (CTV)


ommak

2 Comments:

Blogger hawzers said...

w ana kamen
have u seen DIG?
great film i just watched a couple of days ago
DRUGS&ROCK la abu mawzeh

September 13, 2006 9:14 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

tab another movie to recommend:
"This is Spinal Tap".

(taha I told you about it before, but for the manfa3a el 3ammeh Im saying it once more.)

[nice documentary/real life hybrid.]

September 15, 2006 7:07 AM  

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

حدث في مثل هذا اليوم

بعد عدة محاولات بين الأم و الأب ,أثمرت احدى الغزوات وأنتجت في مثل هذا اليوم المولود الجديد
لحسن الحظ كان المولود ذكراً,كما تمنى الجميع
المولود الجديد يشبه أباه , وكما تقول الجدة فانه جميل و لكن العمة تقول :
"القرد بعين امو غزال"
المولود الجديد اشتُهر بالفجع و الصوت الهدار و النوم الكثير و الخراء المتكرر. ولكن الأم قللت من أهمية هذه الأحداث
في مثل هذا اليوم ولد حاتم ,ملك الخواتم

2 Comments:

Blogger hawzers said...

Shukran sadee2i apunctum
i haa a great party last night
then woke up had greasy english breakfast (again!)
and then went to the pub and had a couple of pints. marvelous innit?

September 13, 2006 9:11 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

tayyeb 3eed sa3eed ya malek al khawatem.

what is innit?

September 16, 2006 2:13 PM  

from "welcome to your gender workbook"

I dont know who discoverd water , but am pretty sure it wasnt a fish .

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Monday, September 11, 2006

Second reason why Scent of a woman should be banned (first reason: I hate it)

محاكمة عراقي كفيف قاد سيارته في شوارع بريطاني

تنظر محكمة بريطانية اليوم في قضية رجل أعمى اعترف بقيادته السيارة بسرعة 35 ميل في الساعة في أولدبيري في ميدلاند
وكان أوميد عزيز -الذي فقد عينيه في انفجار قنبلة في بلده العراق- يقود سيارته متبعا إرشادات زميله الذي منع هو الآخر من ممارسة القيادة.

وأوقفت الشرطة عزيز (31 عاما) في أبريل/نيسان الماضي, عندما كان يقود سيارة من نوع (بيجو 504) ليخبر صديقه الشرطة أن السائق أعمى.

الشرطي طلب من عزيز بعد إيقافه خلع نظارته الشمسية ليكتشف أنه أعمى. وإضافة للعمى فإن عزيز يعاني من صمم جزئي, إضافة إلى إعاقة في الرجل, كما أنه لا يملك سوى إصبعين في يده اليمنى.

وأبلغ عزيز المحكمة أنه كان يختبر قدرته على قيادة السيارة ساعة إيقافه من قبل الشرطة, كما أنه اعترف بأنه لا يملك رخصة قيادة ولا يملك بوليصة تأمين.

8 Comments:

Blogger hawzers said...

no sight, no hearing, no fingers, no insurance, and no driving license. Ya3ni this IS creativity, what more can one do to break the law?

September 11, 2006 7:22 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

He can hit the police man who stopped him.

September 11, 2006 7:35 AM  
Blogger apunctum said...

tab meen il author who removcevd his/her post ... will remain a mistry ...

bas 3an jaad u should give him credit , he refuses to belive he is a3ma ow akhras ow atrash ...yet he drives !

September 11, 2006 6:50 PM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

tab I never knew we could edit or remove posts.
(which proves it wasnt me who removed the post)
plus shouldnt the post, once removed, be removed COMPLETELY instead of leaving a trace? and where can we edit or remove comments?

September 12, 2006 1:26 AM  
Blogger hawzers said...

tub wala ana i didnt delete my comment!

continuing on the blind man, he reminds me of ma7mood 3abdel 3aziz in kit kat

September 12, 2006 5:08 AM  
Blogger hawzers said...

and what happened to the comments being displayed on the homepage?
did THE POWER OF ADMINISTRATOR fail us?

September 12, 2006 5:10 AM  
Blogger apunctum said...

wallahi ,ilpower of the administrator is having some resistance by the inability of the machine .

ma7moud 3abdel 3azeez ....totally

September 12, 2006 10:26 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

I lost faith in the power of the administrator.

September 15, 2006 7:09 AM  

Friday, September 08, 2006

a change in the style

ya boyz , lts take a quick vote (just so u know that am not il-ameer il-nahii mr nBr)

i suggest that we make the comments appear doghri on the page not on a new page , this way we dont have to go and see if there are new comments by clicking on each one ...... a quick scan on the page would do ,,,,,

sho ??????

8 Comments:

Blogger nbr5 said...

wlak 3anjadd 3anjadd, I was just about to say that blogger should improve on this side because it's annoying to check every comment to see if someone else added something..
it's good I didnt complain about this in specific because I know that you (taha) will tell me lek wein ba3dak, and fix it, and then rub it in my face, and then I will itbahdal among my friends.

So in case you didnt get it, YES i vote for having comments on the page.
Is there also an option (optional only) where blogger sends us an email when someone comments on an post we started or commented to?

September 09, 2006 8:45 AM  
Blogger apunctum said...

yes there is ,
check the settings , use the power of the ADministrator

September 09, 2006 10:27 AM  
Blogger hawzers said...

i say we try the new layout w iza ma 3ajabna, we use the power of administrator to change it back.
i did my show, i was very happy with it, and more happy with the party that followed it.
i will send u pictures after i wake up cause i have been consistently intoxicated since then (even now)
yalla the POWER OF ADMINISTRATOR be with you
w allah ma3kon
wil nabi
wil 3adra

September 10, 2006 11:52 AM  
Blogger apunctum said...

ahat about 3ali , is he not with us ?

September 10, 2006 4:57 PM  
Blogger hawzers said...

I think he went to the loo

September 11, 2006 3:17 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

3ali chaise longue?

September 12, 2006 1:27 AM  
Blogger apunctum said...

ya cannot call him that NbR, he hasgrown up his title now, he is an important artist ..,..
call him Mr 3ali chaise longue

September 12, 2006 10:28 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

really lol.

September 16, 2006 2:43 PM  

no missiles that hit sea

an article in BB Arabic about how reporters saw the war on lebanon .
The Israeli militry forces rules on reporters , one of them is "no reporting of missiles on militery bases" .... nice , ie : u can report only missiles hitting civilian areas. :D
another one is no declration on casualties unless declared by the israeli army. NICE. ie : u report what we tell u .
All journalists sign this document.


here are the rules , i couldnt find the article in english
(btw boyz , am no9t sure i share ur enthusiazm for the pic below, dont know why )

لكن رينولدز وغيره من الصحفيين اكتشفوا أهمية هذا التوقيع عند بدء الحرب إذ طلب منهم المسؤولون العسكريون الإسرائيليون الإلتزام بخمسة امور وهي:

*يمنع تحديد مكان سقوط الصواريخ إذا صادف سقوطها بث مباشر على قناة بي بي سي 24 او بي بي سي وورلد كما طلب منهم تغيير اتجاه الكاميرا في تلك الحالة وسبب ذلك خشية الإسرائيليين من ان يكون مقاتلو حزب الله يشاهدون البي بي سي ويستطيعون من خلالها توجيه صواريخهم.
*يمنع الإعلان عن سقوط صواريخ على قواعد عسكرية اسرائيلية.
*يمنع الإعلان عن أي زيارة لأي مسؤول اسرائيلي خشية استهدافهم بصواريخ حزب الله.
*يمنع الإعلان عن الخسائر العسكرية قبل تصريح الجيش بذلك حتى في حال انتشار الخبر.
*يمنع الإعلان عن سقوط الصواريخ في البحر وكان يطلب من المراسلين الإشارة الى سقوطها غربي اسرائيل فقط.

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Pic of the year


Hosies sent me this pic, but im taking the liberty of posting it.

10 Comments:

Blogger nbr5 said...

tab really 3azim.. hosies that was a great start. and this pic made its way straight into my precious collection.

September 08, 2006 8:52 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

secret commenter..umm... I see...
so who are you?

September 09, 2006 8:37 AM  
Blogger hawzers said...

Friends of a Free Taha.
Now that's what I call creativity. Nbr, are u taking notes? I see you are as flabbergasted as I am.

September 11, 2006 3:15 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

flabbergasted is already something very creative to say. I congratulabbergast you on it.

FFTN is nice. looks like a radio station. so if we become a member, does it add or deduct from our prestige in society?

sf as San Fransisco or Something Fluffy?

September 15, 2006 7:05 AM  
Blogger apunctum said...

i wana sign up too , do i have to pay ?

September 19, 2006 7:29 PM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

but it's a free taha network.. so you are, supposedly, already subscriber. you are a core, no?

you heart Arnold???

September 20, 2006 4:12 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

do you mean you heard Arnold or you hurt Arnold or your heart is with Arnold or you herd Arnold (like a sheep)?

September 20, 2006 10:06 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

thank you for explaining.
But since this is the case, you should attach a sarcasm translation note with every post so we keep enlightened. until we meet.

and how much serious cash?

and what is the free mumia day? is it like totia day?

September 21, 2006 6:11 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

yes we shall. can you lend me $20?

I dont mind being an end-user or the end of a user.

September 29, 2006 7:59 AM  
Blogger apunctum said...

tab this is a very enlighting conv (S)

October 08, 2006 11:36 AM  

18

Ok boys i got me ticket, flying to beirut on the 18th of Sept.
Nbr5, 7addir 7alak for a creative soon.

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Blogger nbr5 said...

3azim 3azim...
Walla ishta'na ya zalameh.
we will do creative and we'll do ping pong too. Im playing with shadi and hollie and tomoko and assano (he is from japanese embassy).

September 08, 2006 8:54 AM  
Blogger apunctum said...

ya klaab , ana houn la7ali fi bilaad il gharb il mou7isha.

tab 7aw, are u going for good ? and i thought u have an exhibit of some sort , wayno?

September 08, 2006 1:33 PM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

tab ya taha you are too far away for us to even think about inviting you.

bass yalla you are invited to creative. whenever you can, 3ala fadaweh.

yes wayno ya hatem?

September 09, 2006 8:42 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

plus you have broadband internet, so dont complain.

September 15, 2006 7:10 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

and you dont play ping pong anyway. (or do you?)

September 16, 2006 2:44 PM  
Blogger apunctum said...

baby , when comes to bing bog am asian

September 16, 2006 3:41 PM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

really? ma you cant even speel it right,,,

September 17, 2006 5:11 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

asian like khodr?

September 17, 2006 5:11 AM  

Thursday, September 07, 2006

min il madrasaaa

okay ,
so now at school . (taking tarahaat-ing to the next level ).....
i just had the 4000 course and it deals with latin cinema and histography . ya zalami i really like it , caue i feel bil 3rd world connection between me and these films. and I was very happy to know that the majority of the films deal with political situation.
tayeeb , ana mish mirtaaa7 3ashaan fi waray wa7ad ow 7asee bi khosisyti mish houn ,,,,

yalla salamt , to the New German Zinima

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وان كان أمل العشاق القرب

وان كان أمل العشاق القرب أنا أملي في حبك هو الحب
DOESNT GET BETTER THAN THIS


أنا اتوب عن حبك أنا ؟

أنا لي ف بعدك هنا ؟

دنا بترجاك

الله يجازيك

يا شاغلني معاك

وشاغلني عليك

وان غبت سنه

أنا برضه أنا

لا اقدر أنساك

ولا لي غنا

ولا اتوب

عن حبك أنا

زي ما يحلالك

زي هواك

سهرني عليك

سهرني معاك

دنا عمري ما اخاف من هجرك يوم

ولا قلبي بيفرح ونا وياك

وان كان أمل العشاق القرب

وأنا أملي ف حبك

هو الحب

وان غبت سنه

أنا برضه أنا

لا اقدر أنساك

ولا لي غنا

ولا اتوب عن حبك انا

أنا لا اتمنيت

ولا قلت يا ريت

ولا بعدك عني

جعلني سليت

دنا كل منايا أدوق اللوم

ويقولوا علي الناس

حبيت

وان كان أمل العشاق القرب

وأنا أملي ف حبك

هو الحب

وان غبت سنه

أنا برضه أنا

لا أقدر أنساك

ولا لي غنا

ولا اتوب عن حبك أنا

تخاصمني كتير

نصالحني كتير

كل دا يا حبيبي ما لوش تأثير

توصلني سنين

تهجرني سنين

ما تغيرنيش

دنا حبي كبير

وان كان أمل العشاق القرب

أنا أملي في حبك

هو الحب

وان غبت سنه

أنا برضه أنا

لا اقدر انساك

ولا لي غنا

ولا اتوب

عن حبك أنا

6 Comments:

Blogger hawzers said...

3azama 3ala 3azama

September 07, 2006 7:07 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

القرب هو جمع قربة؟

September 08, 2006 1:35 AM  
Blogger apunctum said...

مخم

which is "lol " in arabic

القرب عكس قرية

September 08, 2006 10:27 PM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

spell out مخم

I like to drink from a korba once...
I think it's cool because it's always related to drinking cool water in the desert...

September 10, 2006 2:54 PM  
Blogger apunctum said...

my gran parents always drank water from ibreeq fakhaar

September 10, 2006 11:49 PM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

what is مخم

September 15, 2006 7:11 AM  

tisba7o 3ala khyr

my computer just crashed , which doesnt happen very often.
mybe its trying to tell me to go to sleep . btw , tomorrow school starts.

nasheeb, click refresh ....

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Blogger nbr5 said...

refresh doesnt work ya baba...

September 08, 2006 1:41 AM  

سلبوني الماء والزيت وملح الأرغفه

am browsing the net for immam-yat
and came across one his songs , didnt know it was tawfiiq zyaad


سلبوني الماء والزيت وملح الأرغفه
وشعاع الشمس والبحر وطعم المعرفه
وحبيباً منذ عشرين مضى
أتمنى ساعة أن أعطفه
سلبوني كل شيء
عتبة البيت وزهر الشُرُفَه
سلبوني كل شيء
غير قلب ، وضمير ، وشفَه
كبريائي وأنا في قيدهم
ردها أعنف من كل جنون العجرفه
في دمي مليون شمس
تتحدى الظُلَم المختلفه
وأنا أقتحم السبع السموات
بحبي لك يا شعب المآسي المترفه
فأنا إبنك ، من صلبك
قلباً ، وضميراً ، وشفه
يدنا ثابتة ، ثابتة ، ويد الظالم
مهما ثبتت ، مرتجفه

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يا شمس يللي هلا

am listing to shikh immam , to "ya shams yalli halla"
its strange how the sun is a recurring in all his songs (or ahmad fouad najim) . I guess that what happens when u write ur songs in jail.

am feeling very nostalgic, and nobody from who would know shikh immam would be awake , so i talk to the computer .

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Blogger nbr5 said...

I hate the sun.

September 17, 2006 5:14 AM  

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

ZORO


Today i was with my gay friend from class in a big pharmacy and we were looking at the makeup and all, and i asked her if she's ever tried these facial masks and she said they're great! so we bought 2 and put them. I have to tell u boys, bee3 being manly, it felt absolutely great afterwards!

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Blogger apunctum said...

lzeez,
tab i never understood the effects of Masks , does ur skin feel better ? what kind did u use? 7aleeb ? u still need a cucumber on ur eyes

September 06, 2006 9:52 PM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

tab what about being manly??

September 10, 2006 3:11 PM  

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

on sickness

so its 5:56 AM here ,
am on the computer after a series of nightmares that involve pirates ,,, non scary pirates but just extremley irritating. I couldnt go back to sleep cause i have a stufffy nose and my throat hurts like a bitch haveing her period.
my 3rd day into solid sickness . I think ihavent been sick for more than a year. the last entier winter i didnt get sick at all. I guess now its better to get sick than the winter. but I swear if i get sick in the winter i will get very upset, and lakad a3zara mann anzaar.
so sickness , school starts at thursday , I haev 2proposal overdue for stuff i want to do but dont really have too which are : the independent study course , and a proposal for a min grant ($200) to help with a documentrey. my brother also starts school today , infact he is due to wake up in an hour........
put all the above togther plus not seeing the doctor u get pirates, quite simple recipy acctually.
khalas i swear if i dont get better in the morning i will infact see a doctoor.and i will stop taking these shitty medicine that what they really do is surrpress ur pain; they make u become productive despite ur sickness...... one day i will write a book call it minitues from the factory ..

sick Tata il shereer

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Blogger hawzers said...

salemit albak

September 05, 2006 11:03 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

salemtak ya sadiki taha. but I predict you will be sick in winter though.

September 17, 2006 5:13 AM  

بني آدمياية نايمة

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Blogger hawzers said...

i dont believe so many people bothered to comment on the incident, and i think the woman who wrote benee aadyamiyya naymah is egyptian.

September 05, 2006 6:05 AM  
Blogger apunctum said...

well , we are commenting on it too :)

رغم عدم وجود أي لافتة مكتوب عليها "ممنوع النوم" .

September 05, 2006 6:14 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

the problem is that some people seriously discussed it as an important incident. that is the problem.

jordan is responsible, though.

September 08, 2006 1:40 AM  

Saturday, September 02, 2006

heroic but hopeless battle ....sure blame the intifada

very interesting article about the last war. and according to the israeli narrative.
“For the last six years we were engaged in stupid policing missions in the West Bank,” he said. “Checkpoints, hunting stone-throwing Palestinian children, that kind of stuff. The result was that we were not ready to confront real fighters like Hezbollah.”


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D.I.

as it turns out the library is usfull ,,, here is a part of an interviwe with elia slaiman talking about stuff in general and Divine intervention ... i only posted half of the interview , maybe the fomrating is a bt off cause i copied it page by page from a PDF , i dont think u can post PDF on this thing , enjoy

The Occupation (and Life) Through an Absurdist Lens
Journal of Palestine Studies Jan 2003, Vol. 32
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Butler: Do you mean you were not politicized growing up as a Palestinian in Israel?
Suleiman: When I was growing up in the 1960s, there were lots of taboos about Palestine from our parents and the whole community. In fact I don’t remember ever
hearing the word “Palestine.” Shin Bet was very powerful in those days, and anybody
who so much as mentioned Palestine or Arab nationalism or anything like that would
be harassed and could even lose their job. People knew that if they wanted to be able
to support their families or send their kids to school, they’d better keep their mouths shut. There were also lots of collaborators or informers around. So people lived in fear. Things eased up when Likud came to power—the Likud didn’t care whether or not the Shin Bet kept track of everyone and tapped phones and all that, because they had another agenda. Their aim was not to pacify the population but to get rid of us entirely in a kind of total solution. Not necessarily by loading us onto trucks, but through economic and other pressures. There are lots of ways to make people leave.
Butler: But even if things weren’t openly discussed, I would think that children
would pick up political messages . . .
Suleiman: Yes, of course. And we always had the sense of an inferior “otherness” vis-
`a-vis the ones who dominated us. And the segregation spoke a lot about that, because
we always felt intimidated when we left Nazareth or crossed into any Jewish city—we
felt always that we were unwanted visitors in our own land.
Butler: So in other words, there wasn’t much interaction with Israelis . . .
Suleiman: There was absolutely none at all. Except some business dealings, products
bought and sold.
Butler: So your family was not politicized?
Suleiman: Not at all. My father was a follower of Nasser, though not a Nasserite. He
was very nationalistic , but not ideological. I mean, he had fought in the resistance in 1948 and had his own feelings about Israel and what it had done to his country and his land and people, but there was not a political discourse in my family. I did get some of that from my brothers, who were students and therefore to some degree politicized . . .
Butler: You mentioned the silent ambiance of your films—in fact, they almost are
silent movies. Is there a political message here?
Suleiman: Well, look. In general terms, I think silence is very political—what it conveys depends on how you use it. Silence is a place where the poetic can reign. If
there’s anything the authorities hate, it is poets, because of poetry’s potential for liberation. And silence is a real magnifier of poetic space. So obviously it’s extremely political. And of course there is the more literal dimension. I mean the silence shows a breakdown of communication—it fits the idea of Nazareth as a ghetto. It tells the tension, the powerlessness, the potential of explosion. It tells a lot. In a philosophical sense, when you create a silence you create a kind of potentiality for the present to exist more intensely. In my view, “consumption cinema” is made up of noise and polluted spaces. They kind of slide you along and make time pass and make sure that you are not at all with any kind of meditative or self-reflective moment. To my thinking, the films that keep you attuned to who you are individually are the ones that keep a bit of distance, where you have the awareness that what you see is a film in the making or in the viewing, which forces you to take a critical position.
Butler: You seem to be touching on what you said earlier, about allowing for a multiplicity
of readings.
Suleiman: Yes. Silence allows space for the spectator. I mean, if I have an image, why not maximize its potentiality? Why resolve the thing being told? Even dialogue, when it answers itself, has a closure. I try to do something different. I try to keep that little gap that the spectator can fill in with their own imagination of that text. I think that by just creating an esthetic territory in a poetic site, you envisage a potentiality for the spectator to participate, to co-produce the image, in a way. That’s very important for me, and I find that when I succeed in getting to the deepest, most sincere truth that’s inside me, a lot of times it gets transmitted to the spectator. I am not just talking about the content, the messages if you will, but also laughter, gags, color, sound, choreography,
and so on. It’s when you dig inside yourself and there’s no self-deception, when
you’re completely honest, that there’s a connection to the audience. It’s as if you have to be truthful with yourself to be able to get through—maybe this is what they call universality, I don’t know. I learned this after Chronicle , when I felt there was a moment that was still lacking, that wasn’t quite truthful, or not pigmented enough, or could use more work, that I was not exactly convinced of. But then you think it’s just a few seconds in the film and the other hour and a half is fine, and you let it go. But what’s so incredible is that there’s always a spectator who comes to you and says, “There’s only one moment I didn’t like in the film”—they catch it, you know? So I learned from that. If you start to think that you can pass off something, someone is going to catch it. It’s a nontruth.
Butler: You obviously give a lot of leeway to the viewer. Coming out of the theater,
everyone was deep into speculation about what actually happened in this or that
sequence in the film, or what this or that might have meant. For example, the Ninja
sequence was clearly a fantasy and projection, but there was the implication that
the hero’s lover had left him to join the resistance. There is that scene where he is
sleeping while she is watching from the window the collaborator in the street below,
and then we cut to the next scene where she is walking up the road past the checkpoints
. . .
Suleiman: You read very well, but I left it open on purpose. I didn’t want to do what a
lot of filmmakers do, which is segregate the fantasy from the reality by putting the
dream in blurry images or showing that it’s a flashback in some other technical way,
signaling that what we are about to look at is nonreality. What I wanted to do in this
film was to bring the imagined to potential reality and vice versa. For instance, all
those Nazareth scenes might just be part of a script that I am writing. Because later in
the film, in Jerusalem, you see me with these cards, remember ? I’m working on the
scenario, shifting these cards that represent scenes: “father gets sick” and so on. So it’s
not clear whether what we saw up until then—that is, all the Nazareth scenes—are
supposed to have just happened or whether it’s a script he wants to make, a flashback—
we don’t know in fact. I was trying to blur the boundary between the reality
and the imagined. Just like when you’re daydreaming while driving a car, and then
you come to yourself and you’re just driving along. That’s what I did in the film. I
made that fantasy about blowing up the tank as part of the quotidian, as if it were
something I might do any time I drive down the road, you know, Why do you park
tanks at the side of the road? Well, it happens. And then the scene just cuts to the
hospital where I’m visiting my father. The film just moves on without comment. The
tank explosion is in passing, sort of like, “By the way. . . .”
The Ninja has a similar effect, because I don’t know in fact if the woman continues
where she becomes a reality or whether she’s real or imagined. I want to leave that
absolutely open. It’s true that in the breakdown I put her in a close-up to start suggesting
her transformation into a Ninja, but then once you see the Ninja, it cannot but
be his fantasy. First of all, because I did it as a genre—like a Western, between Sergio
Leone and The Matrix. And I think it always remains in the second degree, and I used
all the symbolism that I could muster and all the political stuff. But the violence, if
there’s anyone to blame for that violence—to “blame” in quotes—it’s the director,
who imagined it, it’s not at all the woman.
Butler: Fantasy or not, the woman from Ramallah is just about the only one in the
film who acts purposefully and with will. It would seem significant that she’s a Palestinian
from the West Bank, not Israel. And in fact, there does seem to be a rather
marked contrast between the scenes that take place in East Jerusalem and those of
Nazareth. Do you want to say something about that?
Suleiman: Well, obviously I’m talking about two different kinds of occupation. The
occupation of 1948 Israel is no longer militaristic, there’s no longer a military government
with tanks and soldiers in the streets and all that. It’s become psychological,
economic, denial of rights, humiliation in all its forms, and it’s manifested in the film
by the ghetto atmosphere. . . .
Butler: The Israelis in fact are not very visible . . .
Suleiman: The Israelis are not visible at all in these ghettos; they’re just sitting in their
bureaucratic offices sending you notices about how your property is being confiscated.
It’s a total ghetto—people living on top of each other, no hope of a better
future, the feeling of being entirely closed in by Israel and being slowly pushed out, in
very “peaceful”—between quotes—ways.
In the 1967 territories, obviously, the occupation is overt. It’s as blunt and pornographic
as it was for 1948 Palestinians, but with the difference of time. So in 1967 that
same process started in another border—expropriation and annexation of land, a
large emigration of Palestinians right after the war, and so on. It was on the same
track, but somehow it hasn’t quite worked out as Israel hoped and they haven’ t managed
to empty the Palestinians out. Israel never intended to give the land back, never,
not under Oslo or any other time. If Israel had its way today, if there were another 11
September situation, God knows what they would do.
Butler: What you’ve just described is the two kinds of occupation. But the viewer is
struck by an implied contrast between the societies, even the people. In Nazareth,
people don’t act at all. It’s absolutely static, like a society devouring itself, all the
aggression and violence seem inner-directed . . .
Suleiman: It’s inner directed because of the paralysis that comes from the conscious
or unconscious acknowledgment that the dominant force that rules over you can’t be
shaken. So out of such a stasis and paralysis, of course, what you have is the frustrations
that start to be unleashed against one another. This is not peculiar to Nazareth,
but symptomatic of ghettos in general, but it acquires a particular intensity here because
of the national dimension . . .
Nazareth is a very claustrophobic space, no land, no possibility of expanding in
the city, no cultural venues, unemployment is rife, frustration, stasis, a sense of despair
and hopelessness—you may think the Nazareth scenes are an exaggeration, but
in fact everything you witness in the film is a fraction of what really happens there—I
mean, people shoot at each other over nothing in Nazareth.
Butler: So in contrast, in the West Bank the aggression would be directed against the
outsider . . .
Suleiman: Yes. There’s a greater sense of togetherness in the West Bank. Despite everything,
there is more hope. I mean, people have resisted very hard and stood their
ground, and so far Israel has not succeeded in its aims.
Inside Israel, more than fifty years of oppression have taken their toll on the Palestinian
population. But even there, I do not believe the situation can sustain itself as is.
I mean, I cannot see that the Palestinians inside Israel are going to continue to take
the blows, and I think that once the volcano erupts it won’t stop, and that’s going to
be the Palestinians inside Israel.
Israel knows this. They are haunted by the fear that their “Arabs” are going to
become “Palestinians” again, that the guy who’s just sitting in front of his shop smoking
a cigarette is going to put on a hood and organize a cell or carry out a suicide
attack. Today the Israelis see us as their greatest threat. The most dangerous place
for them is not the West Bank but our neighborhoods right
here in Israel. Because we block them in their project of a Jewish state.
In fact, Israel has two choices: either it continues to be the apartheid state as it exists today, or it transfers the Palestini-ans. There is, of course, a third solution that Israel continues
to refuse, which is that it ceases to be a state serving exclusively
the Jewish people, that it becomes not a theocratic or a tribal state but just an
ordinary state like any other. If that happens it would be great. But in the short run,
I’m for a Palestinian state not for reasons of nationalism, but just so the Palestinians
could live in some form of integrity, some form of livelihood that is acceptable and
some form of freedom, relative as it will be given the people in charge. But in any
case it’s up to the Palestinians to decide what kind of state they want, not the Israelis
or the Americans. And in the very long run, when the wounds are healed, maybe the
boundaries won’t matter.
Butler: Getting back to your films. In both Chronicle of a Disappearance and Divine
Intervention , the audience laughs a lot, in almost every scene. Yet one senses in this
humor a kind of detachment or distance. To what extent is this a product of a kind
of hybrid identity, of being an outsider, as a Palestinian Israeli?
Suleiman: Well, that’s up for question. If there is an element of that, it’s “also.” What is
more important, I think, is that I am a person who does not go further than the closeness
that I feel, let’s say. In other words, this is how close I feel to the place that I am
in. So if I am sincere, I have to remain at that distance.
There’s another reason that’s very cinematic. When I observe day-to-day life, and
when I come to reflect upon it on the screen, I try to record it from exactly the same
position from where I saw it. The camera sees what I saw, which is what the spectator
will see. So obviously there’s that distance. And once again, for me, esthetically as
well, it’s important to have that distance preserve the poetic territory that can be multiply read. When you open a camera you de-center a lot of the elements in the frame,
and then you have a lot of tableaux, you have a program, you can read horizontally or
vertically, you can choose another animated temporality in the frame. My images are
meditative, so you can be there and participate in them, which is another reason that I
open up the frame.
Butler: What would you say is your main aim in your films? What are you showing?
Suleiman: You know, I only can tell you with the same distance that we are talking
about—I cannot say with certainty “this is what I want.” What I can say simply, very
simply, is that cinema is a way of life for me. It’s not a profession; it’s a way of life. I
wake up in the morning and when I go out to the street to buy a croissant I’m with my
notebook and my pen. If suddenly an image touches me—a movement, a choreography,
a banality, something makes me laugh—I jot it down. That’s where it all starts.
And then, at some point, I have too many of these piled up, and I think: it’s time to go
into a solitude and start trying to construct something from the different sounds and
images I’ve collected, and this is what the result is. If you see the occupation in my
film, it’s not because I set out to create it, it’s because it came my way.
Butler: So first you collect these snapshots, and out of that comes a whole ?
Suleiman: Yes. After that I start to build tableau after tableau, like you pigment it, and
when I feel that every tableau is weighty enough, is potentially multilayered—it’s
something I feel, it’s just a sense—then it becomes a scene. I do another one, and
another . . . and then at a certain moment, I have all these scenes, like the cards like
you saw in the film, and I start to do a kind of poetic montage. I discover the narrative
as I go along. I do not preconceive a narrative, I cannot start by saying, “I’m going to
make my next film about . . .” No, no. It’s just from my daily notes, like a writer takes
notes and then tells you afterward, in the reductive sense, what the story line is. What
is Divine Intervention about? It’s about a man who’s losing his father, who is dying,
and he’s losing the woman, who’s on the other side of the border. But it’s not really
about that, in fact. I mean I speak near the subject, I never really talk about it—I don’t
have that presumption . . .
Butler: Even taking into account your mode of work, your subject matter, your raw
material, still seems to be Palestine/ Israel. You spent a lot of time in the West, yet
your subject matter seems to remain your homeland . . .
Suleiman: Yes, but it’s not really my subject matter, not only. My subject matter is also
love.
Butler: Yes, but the backdrop, the framework . . .
Suleiman: Take occupation away, what will the background be? In other words, if
tomorrow the checkpoints are gone . . . Let’s say I’m living in Ramallah, and tomorrow
there are no checkpoints and no Israelis. There will be other things that will take my
attention, no? Other ironies, other humor . . .
Butler: So you’re saying that the centrality of occupation is because in your sketches
that’s the reality that imposed itself . . .
Suleiman: I didn’t go to study the occupation. I just happen to live it. In New York, I
took a lot of these notes that obviously have nothing to do with Palestine, except for
my being Palestinian. But I came back and shot my first film, and then I went back
and I shot my next film. I did shoot one film in New York, about the Gulf War, and avideo . . . But really, I can’t do much about the fact that I will always carry Palestine
with me wherever I go. If a French person makes ten films in France, does this make
his films about France? I mean, they are films that he’s making. I’m doing the same
thing. I’m making very Palestinian films that happen to be in Palestine, and Palestine
is under occupation. And sometimes it’s a nomadic film—my next film might take
place elsewhere, but it will have a lot to do with Palestine. I mean, Palestine is not just
a geopolitical specificity; it’s something I carry with me. It’s a concept by itself, it’s my
being, you know? But it’s not at all nationalistic, it’s the contrary. What may be most
Palestinian about me is that anti-nationalistic sense.
Butler: Elaborate on that.
Suleiman: Well, it’s the diasporic experience that I’m living—almost the Jewishness of
it. You know, conceptually speaking, I often say that Israel did some of us—a few of
us, not all of us—a favor. Israel came and handed us their Jewishness and off we went.
The Israelis became racist tribalists, and we became the diasporic people. And now
we are the ones who are feeding on non-centered cultures, on resisting power structures.
We are feeding on cultures that do not automatically assume for themselves a
dominance of some kind. We are the ones who are doing the interesting culture, the
interesting cinema. And for me—for a few of us, the very privileged among us—there
is this luxury, the privilege of living this kind of transgressive life, if you will. To be
able to consume different cultures, different othernesses, to have the exoticism of
being in another place, to be able to feel at home in quite a few territories, and that
you can be the perfect stranger, and that in fact life is a lot richer than just creating a
binary opposition and always thinking of yourself as what the other does not have.
So, I mean, all this is very Palestinian.

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Friday, September 01, 2006

on jokes

once upona time before Sharon became the rotten vegetable he is right now :

Sharon with Bush have a press conference and Sharoon says that he has decided to kill 1 million Palestinians and a dentist ....so everybody looks puzzled and they ask Sharon : "well why the one dentist ? " ,,, Sharooon smiles, looks at Bush and goes "what did i tell u ...nobody will ask about the Palestinians" .....

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Blogger nbr5 said...

excellent!

September 02, 2006 7:25 AM  
Blogger hawzers said...

lol

September 05, 2006 6:01 AM  

The Joke & unrelated picture department presents:


An Israeli recently arrives at London's Heathrow airport. As he fills out a form, the customs officer asks him: "Occupation?"

The Israeli promptly replies: "No, just visiting!"

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Blogger apunctum said...

lol , tayeb wallahi i will tell u the dentist joke after i finish this proposal am writing ...

(the i heart bayroth guy took things way to serious , its probably some drunk guy who was passing buy and wanted to piss him off so crossed it out )

September 01, 2006 1:00 PM  

why people should be banned from having pets...

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Bait for the housies

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Blogger apunctum said...

is that the lumby (or somethign liek that ?) hatem's one and only ?

September 01, 2006 12:55 PM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

and yet no comment. the bait didnt work...

September 02, 2006 7:21 AM