Monday, March 31, 2008

chapters




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Blogger hawzers said...

i meant 'volumes'

March 31, 2008 3:29 PM  
Blogger apunctum said...

bas hol 3al kitab il wojooh ,
ma fi ixikloziv bikdshars?

bas ya 7aw talee3 kteer mohem bil sora. (and with the moustash) .
I here by recognize ur importance bil mojtama3 . 7abibi ya a7la 7aw.

March 31, 2008 4:00 PM  
Blogger hawzers said...

thank you :)

i promise if you send me your mailing address i will only send you the magazine and not KFC ads or Hardees ads or Malik's ads or puma ads or even chmaytilly broasted chicken ads.

April 01, 2008 5:25 AM  
Blogger hawzers said...

ixklousif bidkdshars will be published as soon as i get them
this is all i have for now

April 01, 2008 5:26 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

wlak ya haw 3ala awlet taha finally you look mohem bil mujtama3. Actually ni this pose you look like son3allah ibrahim in his youth.

April 01, 2008 8:18 AM  
Blogger hawzers said...

i will take that as a complimenttte

April 01, 2008 6:32 PM  

koul

najwab, am preparing a cool site , coming ur way soon.
haw, I saw the ad of smandal on assafir newspaper , but it was for the launch party (how did that go btw) pix speek volumes

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talking about fake...


Taha it seems that our tarahaat site is fake. this is the real one.

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Blogger apunctum said...

how come we dont "help ppl help themselves" like them?

March 31, 2008 2:18 AM  

Sunday, March 30, 2008

from يديعوت newspaper

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Taha... is that you???


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Blogger apunctum said...

no , I already shaved my beard

March 30, 2008 1:06 PM  
Blogger hawzers said...

TAHA!
don't be fooled my friend!
it is another of his devious plans to trick us.
u want us to believe this is a genuine ad eh mr nbr?
eh no. i swore to demystify your lies. this is part of an aub student's final year project.

March 30, 2008 2:39 PM  
Blogger apunctum said...

ya na7eeb , ur web of lies is collapsing.
I declare u najib f
f for fake

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F_for_Fake

March 30, 2008 3:24 PM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

but but but but...
I didnt post this ad claiming it's authentic.. I was walking one day minding my own business, and then I saw this ad, and then I laughed and I took the picture and then posted it and I was expecting my friends to get mesmerized by it as I was.. i3mal khairan sharran talka.. *SIGH*

March 31, 2008 1:56 AM  
Blogger apunctum said...

is that a nother fake *sigh* ? dmoo3 tamasee7 i mean?

March 31, 2008 2:18 AM  

Thursday, March 27, 2008

bahibbak hatem

fans cannot help themselves from tagging to express their admiration for Hatem on Hamra street.
he became larger than life (by around 10cm). marbouk Hatem!

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Blogger hawzers said...

shifit taha?
nbr's trying to yirsheeni so i wont think he's a murtazaka 3ameel waghd safil.

no but seriously now
thanks for posting this
i'm dying to know who did it
if u have a clue let me know
will i see u tomorrow at the event?

March 27, 2008 6:08 PM  
Blogger apunctum said...

bas 3am bersheek bil 7oob ya 7atem.
il-7oob.


nbr, larger than Hariri?

March 27, 2008 8:22 PM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

taha this is so funnnnny. il-7oob hatem, il-7oob. :D

and no, nobody is larger than hariri. except sumo wrestlers of course.

haw: I have no clue and Im so intrigued to know myself. Could it be you doing it secretely in order to increase your popularity "bi torok multawiyeh"?

March 30, 2008 8:41 AM  

Sunday, March 23, 2008

The curse of the Nablus dream house

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Friday, March 21, 2008

TaTa: the destroyer of myth (and of Nbr's happiness)

here u go ,

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/frog-vs-strong-fly/2345173305

wish am there to C how embarrassed u are right now....

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Blogger nbr5 said...

:( mmmm..mm..mmmmm...mmm..

(this means in arabic imti3ad)

Fine! FINE! the frog clip was "probably" fake. fine. but you still have to prove that the candid camera clip is fake, because I still declare it authentic, and saying "it's obviously fake" is not enough to prove it's fake.

(One day it will be my turn to be the destroyer, that's my vow)

March 25, 2008 11:49 AM  
Blogger hawzers said...

ya najib ya 3akroot
did u cut the video to trick us?

March 25, 2008 7:43 PM  
Blogger apunctum said...

tfyy.
what did u excpect ya Haw from someone who doesn't respeact "il-Gasallih" ....
basita ya najb ya 3ameel ya mortahin ya mortashi ya ...
which reminds me , do u still have that na3wih we made for u ? and Chahe was "afraid on ur feelings" and asked us to take it down . sa77e7 inno 7mar

March 25, 2008 11:13 PM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

haw ya sadiki no I didnt cut the video I swear. I received it as is, and as naive as I am, I thought it was real. but coming to think about it, could the ad people have seen something originaly genuing on some discovery chanel, and got the idea from it and based their ad on it? which makes in the end the concept closer to real?

March 28, 2008 12:03 PM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

Taha: I might still have it, the na3weh paper. I think Chahe wasnt hmar, he was simply compassionate and a humanist.

March 28, 2008 12:04 PM  
Blogger apunctum said...

bala ba2fani, fake and now from now on I wont belive anything you post untill u prove its authanticity. I will be like al jazeera ," lam tatim al ta7akook from si7atihi" on everything u claim it authantic :D .

As of chahe , yes he was a big 7mar, this big , HELLOOO "Why innovate when u can immitate ? " , hellowww , he hired chatila akeed 7mar.

as for that specific instance of na3wyh, he was being politically correct and intervining with the flow of employees dynamic , which is who cares what he thinks , casue he is 7mar ...
I mean to3mih once gave a lecture about "i7tiram" and akhla2 and then stole $700 from me and said that my Microsoft certifiacte is fake (behind my back) so please , compatione bi tizon il tnyn.

March 28, 2008 12:15 PM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

well, you can', based on one instance, create a whole new policy. and in any case, "al bayyina 3ala man idda3a" and "almuttaham bari2 hatta tathbut idanatuhu". So this video is authentic.

As for tohme, I think he got the 700 dollars from you and used it for charity.
He might even have used it to pay the bill of Hatem's table and his friends.

March 30, 2008 8:37 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

one more thing hit me now, if you could prove the frog clip was authentic and yet couldnt come up with a proof to the candid camera clip, this is enough proof on its authenticity.

March 30, 2008 8:38 AM  

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

al kabsoula

check out this report. Even if this conflict ends , who will compansate these ppl . There must be a clear recognition of the brutality of this occupation.





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Blogger mirna said...

Packed like sardines in a crushed tin box

March 22, 2008 2:16 AM  

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

also

also I learned about Japan's Lost Decade

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today we learn

today I learned a new phrase , Goose-Step(ing)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d04oMfVJ4QQ

The army , what a fascist institute .

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Monday, March 17, 2008

doesn't look like a sub to me!


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Eating one's own dog food

I learned today what it means to eat your own dog food

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Monday, March 03, 2008

I guess the fly took the frog to feed its own babies



This was filmed in Australia by the National Geographic crew.

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Blogger apunctum said...

tab ya Najib y are u becoming the king of fake videos (KOFV)
first the guy in the box then this.

one more video and I shell declare u Kofv5
..
btw , I was going throough some DVDs And they are very overdue tabadol thakafi that have to get there.
some of it is music making software as u once requested , ya najib.

March 05, 2008 2:46 AM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

tab you think I have jledeh to check the authenticity of each clip before posting it?
anyhow, could you post the link that indicates the clips were fake?

man... tabadul thakafi. it's about time... I hope it will happen before this software version goes obsolete :)

March 05, 2008 10:12 AM  
Blogger apunctum said...

ya , about that...I think they are already outdated :D

March 05, 2008 11:48 PM  
Blogger nbr5 said...

you know what taha... I think you are just jealous and dont want me to be happy... therefore I declare this movie clip, and the previous one I posted, both authentic and disturbing, unless proven otherwise.

(kinda remind me of the statement of the US embassy in Lebanon for the visa request: "we assume you are traveling to the States to stay there unless you prove otherwise." Life teaches a lot afterall.)

March 21, 2008 2:12 PM  
Blogger apunctum said...

lyk wyn ba3do.
lak get over it ya baba.
first one too fake to be true. The frog one is too perfect to be not fake.

March 21, 2008 9:15 PM